Let every man who is seriously ill ... Once awake healthy!

I just want us to be friends- Funny...It"s the last thing I want us to be

Teacher: "Johnny, can you tell me the name of 3 great kings who have brought happiness and peace into people"s lives?" Little Johnny: Drin-king, Smo-king, and Fuc-king...

Let every man who is seriously ill ... Once awake healthy!

I just want us to be friends- Funny...It"s the last thing I want us to be

Teacher: "Johnny, can you tell me the name of 3 great kings who have brought happiness and peace into people"s lives?" Little Johnny: Drin-king, Smo-king, and Fuc-king...

let your smile change the world, but don"t let the world change your smile.

I recently applied for a part-time job at a mental hospital. Now I"m there full-time and they won"t let me leave.

lips like morphine...

Do you speak English?- Yesлибы!

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

My make-up may be flaking, But my smile, still, stays on!

For the love of the game – Из любви к игре.

no Sex , no Drugs, only Love and Relax .

Пусть твоя улыбка изменит мир, но не позволяй миру изменить твою улыбку. Make your smile change the world, but don"t let the world change your smile.